I'm Back...Care Factor?
Okay, so I survived. In fact I never came remotely close to dying, but still, nine days in hospital is a bloody long time away from my blog (oh yeah, and the rest of the world). I will now thank my trusty caretakers for their more than adequate performance (obligatory disclaimer: I am not a hag), and also all those who expressed concern over my sudden ill luck. Want the gory details? I had a spontaneous left pneumothorax, which required being hooked up to a bubbling pneumocath and receiving pleurodecis (sp?) surgery. What the hell does that mean? Never mind. But for medical incompetence, I might have been home on Monday, but maybe I should just be glad that it is all over and thank the stars for private health insurance.
Anyway, I'd really like to say that I spent my days writing blog entries in my little black book, but it's hard to inspire yourself when your backside hurts from excessive lying down and you start having really horrific psychological reactions to extended morphine intake. So really it'll just be business as usual, although my current pain and delicate state might mean more blogging action due to a restriction of social activities. But back to the blog...